First day of school

Well its that time again boys and girls..... yup.... first day of school.
( yes I know I was just here two weeks ago)
They have had a busy summer boys and girls!
I am at a brand spankin new computer... the keyboard is still all shiny..... so bright in fact I cannot see the letters!

Anyway being on the quarter system ( as opposed to the semester system) means that we have new days of school ALL THE TIME!

that means for the first week the parking lot is Super full and you have to ride the shuttle. And the first week you have a Full class where you have to be polite to your neighbors because there is no elbow room.
Then as time goes on ... parking lots thin out and class rooms have more space.
Then BOOM .... MIDTERMS! Full parking lot and full classes again!
then I procrastinate on doing my work until the last day
Finally I do my work take my Final and SWEAT until grades come!

Ahhh yes ... first day of school!

Spent

so I just wrote out this HUGE memo ... on the very exciting topic of GARNISHMENTS

YES so fun!

anyway I totally LOST it ... why you ask ... because I am such a perfectionist!

I had one little like that did not line up right and now I have to do the WHOLE THING AGIAN!

 

so you know what that means right

I AM GOING HOME

FORGET IT!

 

besides they are having all kinds of drama going on with the Happy Hour Crew ( aamena knows about friday Happy hour she will tell you )

 

ok

I must go home now ... I can't listen to this dribble any more

"yeah, I know, men are pigs I used to be one.... "   I shouldn't have to listen to that!!!!!!

 

SAVE ME

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testin

Testing ONE TWO

.....................................................................................................ninety-eight ninety-nine

 

READY OR NOT HERE I COME

CHAN

 

~~~~~ The Lord works in mysterious ways ~~~~~

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the art of looking busy

You know that episode of Seinfeld where George was talking about how to look busy at work. He said if you look mad and irritated people think you are busy. Well that is true .... but I have also added the "confused" look. If spread out a bunch of papers and just look serious and confused... like you are really trying to concentrate. People think you are busy. Like right now I am typing this and I look like I am really concentrating and "I wonder if I am getting it right". So when people cut thru my office or come near my door, they do not even say hello ... because they think I am busy. They don's ask me to do things. NOTHING! What am i doing you ask .... NOTHING! Ahhh the good life!

I just wish I worked in a HUGE office where I had a Cubicle. Then I would NEVER work! Now I have this huge office ( so big people usually cut thru like a short cut to the hall way because I have two entrances to my office) and we only have about 10 people working here, so I cant go to long without it being noticed that I am not doing anything ( half a day max!)

I know the grass is always greener huh.... because I am sure Cubicle people are always like man I wish I had an office. A huge office on the 4th floor with two big windows and two entrances. Large built in bookshelves and a HUUUUUUUGE oak desk that you could camp out under.
Ok things are pretty good here.... and I should stop complaining.... here I go no more complaining. Even though I would love to have a cube to decorate!

TOOT

Well ladies and germans... I mean gentleman. I have an announcement.
I don’t want to toot my own horn .... so I hired this full brass band to do it for me.
Wait
Why wouldn’t you want to toot your own horn? Sounds a little gross to me, having people tooting on other peoples horns. Does the words SPIT VALVE mean anything to these people!
Right ... ready ..... ON 3
one
two
THREEEEEE TOOT TOOOOOT TOOT TOOOOOOT
I GOT an A in both of my classes!
Man I am so happy you don’t even know! Maybe you do know but you are just keeping it to yourself.
That is fine .... NOW ... inshaAllah I am eligible for the PRESIDENTS CUP!
I wonder if he knows about this spit sharing horn tooters? I mean there he is giving out his cup and all !
( don’t worry Aamena and Chai ... I am going to wash it first!)

Stop me if you have heard this one

Have you ever caught yourself stopping at a stop sign... and you just sit there. Then you start thinking how this is taking forever. Then you realize it was only a STOP SIGN not a stop light!
THERE IS NO GO SIGN!!!!! WAKE UP!


yeah me either!

NOPE .... NEVER HAPPENED I SAID!
NEVER!!!!!!!!
Okay ONCE
maybe twice

FINE .... it happens ALOT but that is because my brain is far superior than most and is constantly thinking of things ... important things!

The brain you have called is no longer in service

Ahhh yes ... vacation.... is that what this is? I am gonna need a refund if that is the case.
Well I have been offered a position at Mattox, Mattox and Wilson !!!
Yes you heard it here first folks! I am THAT GOOOD!
I go in for an intership and I come out EMPLOYED
THANKS CHAI ( Maryam I wont say you real name... you know ... protect the innocent or something) for the good advice. YOU WERE RIGHT ... go with the experince NOT THE BLING BLING dolla dollas
WOOO HOOOO
anyway I feel I am a better person for it ... yep better than you .... and you .... and Phillip in the corner back there ... I am better than you too!
Ok so I am gonna go now
we better people need to get to work!

Mile long grocery

So after my freedom of the paper..... my husband decides we need to go Grocery shopping!
makes sense right ...... we are both hungry.... tired.... why not go shopping for food!

We get tons of fruit and lots of stuff that you have to cook in order for it to be eaten. No Not heat and eat..... I mean COOOOK! Gonna take a while coook. I know you know what I mean.
I would love to get those heat and eat stuff but then I look at the ingredients list and I think for something that is in such a small box why is the list SOOOOOO LONG!

So when you are tired ..... NEVER ... i repeat..... ARE YOU LISTENING.................. NEVER go to WAL-MART!
That store it too big!
For a store that big you would think there would be more EDIBLE food!
Three days later we are still walking in the food that is already prepared and we decided to put lots of nasty gross things you would not want to eat in it isle, but HURRAAAAAAHHHHH the check out line!
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
OH NO ... that is where you think you are out ...but you are not!
They scan things three times if you dont watch them !
( or in my case twice)
so we have to go to the customer service line ..... You better believe I want my $2.50 back!
This is where my husband is like ... lets just go ... its $2.50 !!!!
But No.... we cant let them win................ besides you know what you could buy with $2.50!
Well i am sure you can buy something with it ... and I want it back!
10 minutes ( no joke ) later we got our $2.50 WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
so then we get home .... still hungry ...... I am like hey Aly what do you want to eat. he was like , I dunno you decide.
So we ate fruit.... AS A MEAL! We were going to go to Taco Bell but we were too tired!

moral of the story: Eat and take a nap before you go shopping!

FREEEDOOOOOOOOM

Yes you heard it here first folks!
FREEDOM!
two weeks of .... hmmm ... well free evenings at least!
Ok so i turned in my paper and did my test.
Now for the ulcer I will give myself waiting for my grades.
ok so I take back all that freedom crap I was saying until I get my grades!

Less than 10 minutes

YES I have been here all this time!

I have less than 10 minutes to go and I still need about 2 pages! I can get by with one more.
Why am I on here you ask ...... GOOD QUESTION ... I DONT KNOW!

OHHH the pressure .... I cant breathe!
can you breathe ? is it hot in here?

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
back to work!

READY ...... OKAY

Stoopid PAPER!

Yeah so I still have not finished this paper... you know ... the one due in 4 hours!
only 10 pages to go !
I need some motivation
you know ... like somoene doing the paper for me and me just saying GOOD JOB.... YOU CAN DO IT.... something like that!

Ok fine
back to work!

What you talkin bout willis

Asalaamu alaikom
Ok so i am at scool ... writting this paper that is due tomorrow.
What is tat you say .... how can I be doing a paper and "blogging" ... that is an excellent question I am going to have to have a confrence with my people about that and get back to you.

Man All I have to do is turn in this paper and I am FINISHED!
we are talking FREEDOM for two weeks!
so why have I not done it .... hmmm I am going to have to have a confrence with my people and get back to me on that!

Ok so that will be all
thank you
GOOD NIGHT
the 9 o clock show is different from the 8 oclock show!