Job hunt continues

I think I am just going to sit around and wait for a job to fall in my lap!

Yep, that is the plan... and I must say... it is a pretty good one.

I have my heart SET on one of three places (one of which you need a masters degree to be a secretary's assistant). But it is all about sellin yaself right?

Well I have been talkin to Spouse about it. Well sort of asking him about what he thinks about moving to NYC or DC and he is not really giving me answer. So I figure if I get a pretty cool job in the aforementioned locations he will have no choice but to pack up and move with me and be a house husband. (Dinner bess be ready when I get home!)

so school is pretty demanding (and I only have one class... of course in this program you have to have permission from the dean to take 2 classes!!!)

I am taking plenty of breaks hanging out with the old crew. Doing old lady things. Good times


So Aly started talking about buying a house!!! after all of these years of me saying we need to stop wasting our money and buy a house .....he is saying the same thing. ONLY now I am saying we need to stay in apatments because we dont know where we will be in the next year even.

EEEEEKS what shall we do

Well I am hoping for a cool job... maybe in UTAH.... why Utah... I dunno .... why not

NOOOOOO wait ...NEVADA!!!! why? three words BO NAN ZA
I will be like the cartwrights.....I will get a ranch.... and a chinese cook and call him/her Chop Sing
I will wear the same clothes every single day ... no matter how many times I have been shot
And I will help out random strangers

yes Nevada it is

ok I am going to look for jobs now then ... do more homework

SO I called up Toshiba and Roy this really cool Brit Bloke answers and I am like ROY, Help me out here. I have this laptop and my wireless is not working! SO he was like ..Do you have a router? And I am like ROY I am not gonna buy a router if this wireless is not going to work, so I attempted to test the waters on this wireless bad boy and its not working at any of the free wi-fi places.
SO he says on the right hand side of your computer there is a small switch do you see that switch ... and I am like ummm yeah .... you mean the one that is turned off?
then I said "Dont play around with me Roy and make me feel all stupid like all I had to do was flip the switch" HE was quick to tell me he gets lots of calls from people for the same thing. So I am like ROY that makes me just as much of a Dumbass as they are. He was rollin. And he was like no its not like that. And he was really cool and said for me to call when we get a router and he will make sure it is connected properly.
SO yeah .... apparently I dont need a router Because I am workin fine off someone elses!!
(Watch me think I am all slick like I am stealing it and the Apartment place has it for free or something ahahahahahahha)

So a couple of friends and I went to watch a christian movie the other day.

I know what you're thinkin... A christian movie? Ummm WHY?

yeah that is what I was thinking a few minutes into SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!!!

YEAH ...... SUPERMAN is a Christian movie with lines like "We don't need a Savior....but we do need a Savior" and SUPERMAN can hear every single word on the planet ( I remeber he had good hearing but NOT LIKE THAT)
and of course the Jesus on the Cross pose that had to happen.

DOnt worry I have not given away the movie. Chai has some more really interesting therories as well!

SO GO see this 700 club movie! Produced/ written/ funded by the Christian Right!

how my brain works

Ok so I was telling Aly about a program I was watching about the first man to step on the moon which went a little like this:

So ... what's his name again... OH MAN I just watched it.... BUZZ Lightyear... NOooo BUZZZ ALDRIN no that was the Sound barrier guy. OH YEAH his name was LANCE ARMSTRONG so Lance... no wait not LANCE ARMSTRONG.... NEIL!!!!!
NEIIILLLLLL ummm ............... NEIL LANCE?
I think it was Neil Lance.
*silent for a few seconds and concentrating... at this point Aly has completely lost interest and no longer cares*

then I yell
OH MY GOD IT WAS NEIL ARMSTRONG!!! what was I thinking

I HATE THIS THING!

I just POURED my heart out to this EVIL BLOG and what do I get in return?

A BLANK SCREEN!

I am to upset to remeber what I said so ... SORRY BOUT CHOOR LUCK