Wednesday, January 10, 2007

midwest breaking news

Sunday night I am all set to watch the premier of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. In fact I had my feet up and the show began. I was just getting into it and the local channel breaks in with BREAKING NEWS.....
Of course you start to panic ... oh no what is going on. (It must be huge because this is DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES..first show of the winter season)

what was????

Prepare yourselves folks... The Head coach of U of L football team BOBBY PETRINO has signed on with another team.
NO fire... no orphans drowning in the river...no Popes being teased in Rome..nope just Coach Petrino was leaving U of L. WHO GIVES A CRAP! I mean look at the audience they were speaking to .... the people watching Desperate Housewives...do they really give a crap if the coach left... The season was over ANYWAY!

But apparently these things are huge in the Midwest. No one has a clue where AFRICA is on the map but Coach Petrino leaving is breaking news.

Oh as I am sure most of you are on the edge of your seats now that U of L is without a Football Coach now that the season is finished... DONT PANIC....within 48 hours they had a new coach and they offered this coach more than what Petrino got from the other school.
hand ta God (as you Southern Belles in the Dirty Dirty South say)

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