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mad at the world day

Ok so today was one of those days where only stupid people came out.
I mean honestly, is there no hope for the human race!
AM I THE SMARTEST one on the planet?
This is why I dont own a gun... because I would use it to thin out the herd.
This whole "survival of the fittest" thing is not working very well because there is someone out there protecting all of these IDIOTS!
I really cannot get into specifics but MAN am I a great actress! People tell me amazingly stupid things and I just grin and say OH WOW, or REALLY thats GREAT! and move on.
AND THE EMMY GOES TO........ CHANTALE for the role of "pretends she actually gives a crap when she really doesnt"

-Well I'd like to thank God for making me such a great actress. I would like to thank my mom for givin berf to me. I would like to thank my husband for ummm... well thanks Aly. Man I just could not have done this without all the stupid people out there.

DREA

Drea is doing well! She sent a picture.

THis is Drea in Iraq. I dunno what this door is for but I guess sometimes she uses it. AHHAHA

she seems to be doing alright. She has 30something more days until she goes for R&R in London and then she should be home in December.

cc

I went and saw LORD OF WAR with my mom today, it was pretty good but I was expecting more. But man did it make me think. I dont think I could be an arms dealer... maybe a drug dealer but not an arms dealer. Infact I think I would make a great drug dealer. I am pretty smart... I would invest my money wisely and be very careful on who I sell what. And I would Never EVER EVER use drugs so that means WAY MORE PROFITS. But seen that it is Illegal and drug users dont bathe to often and that it is haram and all. I have decided I will not sell drugs. NO NO NO .... you cant make me change my mind.... my mind is made up.
I will not sell drugs!

after the movie Mom and I met Aly at our local COLD STONE and had some Ice Cream then we went next door to Starbucks and had coffee. So there I am sitting between my mom and husband and I realize GOOD LORD THEY ARE SO ALIKE! Why you ask ... well my they both were makeing comments about the people walking in and out. WILD huh

I got home and checked the mail and THERE IT WAS....... MY REPORT CARD

I was POSITIVE I was going to fail a class. In fact I was PRAYING to get a D so it would not hurt my GPA as much.
I opened my report card (after quite a few prayers) and LO AND BEHOLD
I got a C.

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
then I look down a little and WHAT WAS THIS... ANOTHER C.
Ok the first one I was super happy ... the second one ... I WAS VERY angry! HOW IN THE WORLD did I get a C!
That is crazy!
He must have given the entire class a C or below which is STUPID!
Anyway I am not bitter... I also got an A in my other class so that made up for it.

My GPA went from 3.74 to 3.62 which is quite a dive but I will manage. I dont even want to think what it could have been!

such an eventful day... I better get some SHUT EYE

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must not laugh

So have you ever been in a situation that you are trying not to laugh, and that just makes you want to laugh even more.

Well H-biddy and I have this joke, these guys brought some desserts to aunti R's house because they got married and she asked for it. I am pretty sure she was just kidding. So H-biddy and I were like "what you got married and didnt bring us a toaster" and "how you gonna go and get married and not bring me a Blender!"
Trust me it was hilarous...moving on

One of the guys that got married was at work today and I am sitting there in my head talking about how "how you gonna get married and not bring me Vacuum cleaner" so of course I am laughing ... and I have a customer who has to pay like $775 in taxes and stuff. That is just not funny!
But I cannot help myself!
OHHHH it was bad!
THANKS ALOT HBIDDY!

evil cricket

It is 6 o’clock in the morning. Where 'm I gonna be? Outside ...KILLIN CRICKETS! (is that how the song goes?)

Anyway it is 6am and because of some INSANE people in my apt building leaving the outside door open. WHY? I don’t know. We have a cricket in our apartment. Well we had 3 but Brave, warrior Aly has killed 2 of them. The evil third one hid behind the water heater. FINALLY it came out of hiding in into....yup... you guessed it MY BEDROOM!
So there is a perpetual alarm clock going off in my room...and no sign of a snooze bar!

For some reason Aly, the lightest sleeper in the world, is sleeping through all of this noise. Usually he wakes up for the slightest small noise. But not tonight. Nooooooooo

Usually I am a very heavy sleeper, but I was having a CRAZY dream so I was kind of glad I heard the SONIC BOOM of cricket.
I was lying in bed plotting on how I was going to kill this cricket. Slowly and painfully. Then I was thinking how it is a bug and probably cannot feel pain. Then I decided I would put it in a jar and put that jar in a bigger jar, enough so I could not hear it. Then I would just sit and laugh at it and wait for it to suffocate.
Am I evil?

the heavy breather

SO I am sitting in my class ... about to take my final. Everyone has been chit chatting but now we are ready to calm down and quiet down and get ready for the final. Then I hear it. The guy behind me is sleeping. I find that hilarous... the the professor starts handing out the test. The guy is still sleeping. Then the guy behind me takes the test from the professor... only he is still sleeping. THEN IT HITS ME..... OH MY GOD he Breathes like that!
The whole time I am trying to take my test all I can here is this man breathing AND REALLY LOUD! CANT he get that fixed! I cannot work under these conditions!
this is INHUMANE! I thought any minute now he would SNORE! it was HORRIBLE!

PLease PEOPLE ... if you are a heavy breather.... go to a doctor because that is NOT NORMAL and you have something wrong!

thank you and have a great day