Hush yo mouth

Have you ever been in a public restroom and the person in the stall next to you is just peeing and peeing. Almost like that part in Austin Powers when he was defrosted ( what ever the technical term for humans being defrosted is). Just going on and on and on. You just have this urge to say something. So you have to fight the urge. DONT SAY IT .... no.... STOP .... just be quiet!
I just want to ask them what have they been drinking, or how long have you been stuck not going to the bathroom ... two weeks?????

Usually I go and take a long time washing my hands just so I can make eye contact with the urinator (kind of like the terminator but with urine). So there I am the suds from the soap is almost dry I have been waiting so long .... just so I can look at the person and smile all friendly like. But really, in my head, I am thinking ... THAT IS NOT NATURAL EEEEEEEW!

But I am sure that happens to you too .... RIGHT?????