manly chapstick

Have you ever noticed when guys when they are gonna put on chapstick.
First they grab it from their pocket all gruff and manly.
Then they yank the cap off like it said something bad about they momma.
THEN they every so gracefully spread it on their lips like it is a delicate flower!!!!!!

IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD!

I have never ever seen it done any other way.

I bet they go home and wear high heels too!