The plan
Ok so now that Bushy has been re-elected..... here is my plan.
I am going to turn my storage room into a Silo. Yup Fill it with Grain. well I am not sure what kind of grain but when we start starving .... you know when the depression hits.... you will eat anything right.
Ok also I am going to start stockpiling. Hmmm Nutella, M&Ms and Doritos.
I think I will convert my living room into a "victory garden". I will grow corn, carrots, tomatoes, zuccini, potatoes and tons of herbs ( just because we are starving doesnt mean we cant have FLAVA)
I will keep a cow, a sheep, and 3 chickens in my bathroom ( in case they poop you know )
And I will learn how to sew. I will sew socks all day long .... gotta keep your feet dry and warm.
yeah that is my plan.
Wait ... I am to old to be drafted right?
I'm MOVIN TO CANADA!
I am going to turn my storage room into a Silo. Yup Fill it with Grain. well I am not sure what kind of grain but when we start starving .... you know when the depression hits.... you will eat anything right.
Ok also I am going to start stockpiling. Hmmm Nutella, M&Ms and Doritos.
I think I will convert my living room into a "victory garden". I will grow corn, carrots, tomatoes, zuccini, potatoes and tons of herbs ( just because we are starving doesnt mean we cant have FLAVA)
I will keep a cow, a sheep, and 3 chickens in my bathroom ( in case they poop you know )
And I will learn how to sew. I will sew socks all day long .... gotta keep your feet dry and warm.
yeah that is my plan.
Wait ... I am to old to be drafted right?
I'm MOVIN TO CANADA!
3 Comments:
Ooh, doritos?! Can I move in with you? *bats eyelashes*
can i just make your place my summer home? i'm not sure if i'm ready for that kind of commitment that owlie's willing but i can sew
How about extra shavers and vaseline? :D
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