what really happened to Hansel and Gretel
So as you know Aly and I are moving (switching apartments to the cool one bedrooms with vaulted ceilings). This means going through tons of crap. I was looking at some of my old notebooks from different classes. WHY WOULD I KEEP THEM! Anyway I found a story I wrote while sitting in my Logic class on October 11, 1998. (yes I had the date on it ....I am a geek remember) . No I have no clue where I came up with it and why. But here it is:
Prince Azfar finds breadcrumbs and follows them until he see a ginger bread house. He sees these two nasty little German kids running a muck eating the walls and even peeing in the garden. It smelled like they were having a barbeque. So Prince Azfar, who already had his lunch and was not hungry, went up to the children to see what they were doing.
“Hi there.” Said Prince the prince
“Hello” said the little girl and boy.
“Smells like you are having a BBQ, what are your parents cooking?” said the Prince.
“Oooh we have no parents” said the little Girl.
“They left us in the forest” said the little boy.
“My mother said it is dangerous for little kids to cook, because you can get burned” said the wise prince.
“We are not cooking anything…we pushed this old lady into a fire” said the little girl.
“Oh no…how could you….what about her family…. They will miss her” said the Prince
“She was mean and would not let us eat her yummy house; why are you being such a brat anyway. Why don’t you go back to your fancy white wall life and leave us alone!?!” said the little girl.
After the little girl said that the little boy pushed the Prince Azfar. Now the young prince very angry but saw that if her fought with one he would have to fight the other and after eating all of those gingerbread cookie walls these kids were kind of big. So he said “Ok fine, I will go, but not because you told me to but because I wanted to watch something on TV and I see you guys don’t have a satellite and I know cable wont come out this far.” The young prince went home and watched the hilarious movie. After the movie he went to the Toy room of the castle and got the biggest water gun he could find. It was the one with dual loaders. He filled the water gun to the brim with mild and sneaked out of his house. He made his way to the ginger bread house. When he found the house he crept up to the window and peaked in. He saw that the horrible children were sleeping. They had cookies in their hands and crumbs on their faces so he knew they had not brushed their teeth before they went to sleep. He positioned himself and started spraying the walls of the house with milk. He sprayed and sprayed till all of the walls were drenched. Then he waited as the walls stayed wet and started to get soggy. Then after about 5 minutes the walls were so soggy that they could not longer hold the roof. So the roof fell on the mean children squishing them. The Prince ran back home, jumped into bed, and went to sleep.
THE END
Prince Azfar finds breadcrumbs and follows them until he see a ginger bread house. He sees these two nasty little German kids running a muck eating the walls and even peeing in the garden. It smelled like they were having a barbeque. So Prince Azfar, who already had his lunch and was not hungry, went up to the children to see what they were doing.
“Hi there.” Said Prince the prince
“Hello” said the little girl and boy.
“Smells like you are having a BBQ, what are your parents cooking?” said the Prince.
“Oooh we have no parents” said the little Girl.
“They left us in the forest” said the little boy.
“My mother said it is dangerous for little kids to cook, because you can get burned” said the wise prince.
“We are not cooking anything…we pushed this old lady into a fire” said the little girl.
“Oh no…how could you….what about her family…. They will miss her” said the Prince
“She was mean and would not let us eat her yummy house; why are you being such a brat anyway. Why don’t you go back to your fancy white wall life and leave us alone!?!” said the little girl.
After the little girl said that the little boy pushed the Prince Azfar. Now the young prince very angry but saw that if her fought with one he would have to fight the other and after eating all of those gingerbread cookie walls these kids were kind of big. So he said “Ok fine, I will go, but not because you told me to but because I wanted to watch something on TV and I see you guys don’t have a satellite and I know cable wont come out this far.” The young prince went home and watched the hilarious movie. After the movie he went to the Toy room of the castle and got the biggest water gun he could find. It was the one with dual loaders. He filled the water gun to the brim with mild and sneaked out of his house. He made his way to the ginger bread house. When he found the house he crept up to the window and peaked in. He saw that the horrible children were sleeping. They had cookies in their hands and crumbs on their faces so he knew they had not brushed their teeth before they went to sleep. He positioned himself and started spraying the walls of the house with milk. He sprayed and sprayed till all of the walls were drenched. Then he waited as the walls stayed wet and started to get soggy. Then after about 5 minutes the walls were so soggy that they could not longer hold the roof. So the roof fell on the mean children squishing them. The Prince ran back home, jumped into bed, and went to sleep.
THE END
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