HEy CUZ

I went to columbus Ohio this weekend and I saw my cousin that I have not seen since he was 5. WELL he is now 13 and soooooooooooooooooo HANDSOME!!!! I mean you can really tell he is related tome because hesi cute and you know I have that problem too! It is had to live like this, but Iget by one day and a time!! Poor kid gonna have to live therest ofhis life lookin cute! any way BRANDON YOU ARE SOOOOOOO CUTE! that is all

Hush yo mouth

Have you ever been in a public restroom and the person in the stall next to you is just peeing and peeing. Almost like that part in Austin Powers when he was defrosted ( what ever the technical term for humans being defrosted is). Just going on and on and on. You just have this urge to say something. So you have to fight the urge. DONT SAY IT .... no.... STOP .... just be quiet!
I just want to ask them what have they been drinking, or how long have you been stuck not going to the bathroom ... two weeks?????

Usually I go and take a long time washing my hands just so I can make eye contact with the urinator (kind of like the terminator but with urine). So there I am the suds from the soap is almost dry I have been waiting so long .... just so I can look at the person and smile all friendly like. But really, in my head, I am thinking ... THAT IS NOT NATURAL EEEEEEEW!

But I am sure that happens to you too .... RIGHT?????